Archive for November, 2005

Critical Mass? – Clap Your Hands Say Yeah on the Office!

Tuesday, November 22nd, 2005

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The story of Clap Your Hands Say Yeah has been the indie sensation of the year. 2005 has seen the still unsigned band perform sold out shows across the country while on their first national venture, often overshadowing headliners The National. This week they completed their first trip abroad with a sweep through the Netherlands and UK. They have a few more shows on the continent before returning to New York for a New Years blowout at Irving Plaza.

They rank #303 on Amazon’s sales list, are top sellers with online retailers, have been the subject of countless articles and even more blogosphere talk. Here, here, and of course what was the most key – ‘The’ pitchfork review. All this hype may sound like a cacophony of chicken-headed, knee-bruised, music geek slobber jobs over one of their own (or one claimed as their own) but the band is really that good and their story is just irresistable to boot.

All that being said (once and probably not for all) I was still somewhat shocked when I received the following text message early this evening from a New England-based confederate delivering field reports for the Merry Swankster. His mom calls him Greg, we’ll call him the Naughty Elephant:

CYHSY being played on The Office…’yellow country teeth’ in background at a BBQ party. Pretty cool. The Naughty Elephant reporting.

Wow! Not only did the Naughty Elephant’s sharp ears pick up on the music, he scooped the Merry Swankster by 3 transcontinental hours before the show aired in good old Pacific standard time. The show itself is consistently funny and showcases the brilliant Steve Carell as the awful boss of a small office in Scranton. I guarantee you will cringe and laugh in equal and often bursts.

Once again the growing network at Merry Swankster.com has proven its worth and will be rewarded with riches and adoration…or at least drunk voicemails this Friday night around 3am (PST). If you are interested in contributing, email the merry swankster immediately.

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Non-News News – Hip-Hop Artists Behave

Tuesday, November 22nd, 2005

Headline of the month – “Hip-hop stars on best behavior at awards show”

The Vibe awards went off sans incident during the taping in Los Angeles last week. The big reporting scoop? No fights! Last year knuckle head Jimmy James Johnson punched Dr. Dre and then got stabbed by Young Buck, which led to a huge brawl with chairs being thrown, curse words yelled, and not one “I’m sorry” on record. Other news from the night, 50 Cent was texting Eminem about doing a jolly rancher commercial, and Ciara was seen going to the bathroom, twice!

For more on the 2005 Vibe awards check this.

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Arctic Monkeys – US Radio Debut Today!

Friday, November 18th, 2005

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The Arctic Monkeys will make their US radio debut today by performing live on Los Angeles station KCRW’s Morning Becomes Eclectic. The show runs from 9am to noon PST, the monkeys are scheduled at 11:15 PST.

Don’t fret if you are not in Los Angeles – the show (and station) is simulcast here, or by using the Radio feature in iTunes. Go to Radio > Public > KCRW Simulcast. The Morning Becomes Eclectic program runs Monday through Friday and is in the Merry Swankster’s opinion – the best radio program in the country. Check out recent performances archived online for a taste.

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New Flaming Lips – You Gotta Hold On

Thursday, November 17th, 2005

Via Web Vomit, a new Flaming Lips video for the song You Gotta Hold On, off the forthcoming At War With the Mystics – currently slated for release in early 2006.

NME has Lips frontman Wayne Coyne commenting on the new album’s sound:

“We’ve been using more computers and gadgets, but trying to make them sound more organic and less electronic.”

So, “more computers and gadgets” in order to sound “more organic and less electronic.” Reminds me of a college friend who would spend 8 hours a day reformatting his computer and writing programs so his life would be more manageable.

No strangers to corporate advertising, the Lips new song is already part of a unique marketing effort by Coca Cola. This website, as the No Rock & Roll Fun blog describes, is part of the promotion for a “new metal Coke bottle (designed for overpriced clubs, apparently) called M5.” Brazilian animation team Lobo describe the inspiration for their Coca Cola M5 video:

“For M5, Lobo depicts the need for ingenuity, patience and fortitude as some very determined robots make their own destiny to the tune of “You Gotta Hold On,” by The Flaming Lips.”

Great cross promotion for both the Lips and Coca Cola. Before you call bullshit, did you check out the M5 link? I thought so. Look for more examples of the changing New Media Landscape and tactics the music industry is using for survival.

Cool Hunting has more on the Coca Cola M5 campaign.

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New Darkness Video + Piracy Staining + Pete Doherty hating

Thursday, November 17th, 2005

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Few, if any, of our entertainment can ever succeed in being equal parts ridiculous, hilarious and as awesome as The Darkness. Ridiculous in its most brilliant and most moronic role will always be a necessity for keeping our wits in check. Hilarious is good too, with some of the best hilarity often at the expense of others. Not unlike those insane Japanese game shows. And what hasn’t been said about awesome? The Darkness mix these three ingredients, season with inimitable British cheekiness, and not only produce videos that are equal in their ridiculousness, hilarity, and awesomeness, they overdo it – EVERY TIME. They go over the top with everything in epic fashion, truly going to eleven, its one louder innit?

The new video for current single “One Way Ticket” comes to Merry Swankster HQ courtesy of Sound Bites and can be seen here. If anyone out there is paying attention – when an “absence of significant rock-based music of exceptional quality” occurs and hell freezes over please make sure the devil knows to snort the darkness to make everything right again. Only then can “the lads from the Darkness save Rock N’ Roll.” Someone smarter than me should analyze the duality of the Devil ingesting The Darkness nasally in order to defrost hell.

The Darkness’ One Way Ticket to Hell…And Back will be released November 29th, but that hasn’t stopped early leak attempts on the web. The Coolfer blog leads to an article about how falsetto master and Darkness lead singer Justin Hawkins recently purchased an advance copy of the album on eBay for £350 (about US$600). Hawkins:

“I’ve bought our own album back off this character who’s selling it on eBay,” he told the BBC. “It cost me £350 and it’s going to be a tenner when it’s in the shops – with artwork.”

Coolfer likes the artwork, as seen above.

In other Darkness news NME reports that band members are not fond of ex-Libertine, current Babyshamble – Pete Doherty. (Some readers may also know Doherty as the druggy (ex?) boyfriend of Kate Moss.)
Hawkins on Pete Doherty:

“…he only sells records because people are curious as to what a junkie sounds like. I think he’s a talentless waste of fucking skin!

Drummer Ed Graham chimes in:

“He’s not got a good song in his body. I would like to smash him in the face really hard. I hate everything about him. He should be on the plate. Served up on Sunday, with a selection of veg.”

Hawkins reponds and tells us how he really feels:

“You wouldn’t put that fucking poison in your mouth would you?”

Maybe Robbie Williams can start a Tupac/Biggie style battle across the pond once he saves Doherty from himself.

So damn cheeky!!

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The Rock DVD: Variations on a Theme

Wednesday, November 16th, 2005

Fighting the struggles of Joe Everyman, once again Jeff Klingman.

The explosion of the DVD as the dominant video medium has been swift and ruthless. They’re cheaper to make, smaller, and of higher sound and picture quality than their lame older brother the video cassette. Record companies in their altruistic search for the next $18.99 price tag have woken up to the milk capacity of this cash cow. With outlets for rock performance on television weirdly dwindling as the number of places for them to be potentially shown grows, DVD’s are a nice treat for us nerds. Their uses are varied and growing, so over the next few days I thought I’d spotlight a few of the predominant types with a representative example. How’d that be? Great.

Type #1: DVD as incentive to buy

Sleater-Kinney: The Woods – Bonus DVD (inserted in first pressing of The Woods CD)

You know why record companies have such a problem with people downloading their artist’s new albums instead of buying them? Well, disregarding the enduring truth of the Slavic proverb “People like free shit,” it’s their own damn faults. It’s the constant IV drip of information that’s fed to the press by record company flacks. “Band working on new album!” “Band’s new album gets name!” “New album track list revealed!” “New album artwork revealed!” “New album almost here!” “Three days until new album!” Ahhhhh! It’s too much.

I just want to hear the record, man. I know it’s done. Can’t we figure out a way to get it out sooner? You’ve been punching me in the face about this album for six months, so you know what? I’m going to go check Soulseek. If you would sell it to me, I’d buy it, but you won’t, so screw you. Of course from the record company perspective, this is wrong. But really, I don’t feel that bad. Maybe they could do something crazy like making the album available for paid download as soon as the band has completed it and then if trotting out the physical album takes longer, so be it. Make too much sense?

Since there are no signs of pre-record hype being cut back any time soon, the question of “How do we get people to buy something that we’ve already driven them to steal?” remains a pressing concern. Increasingly, the answer to that question has become, “Uhhh, stick a DVD in there?”

This brings us to Sleater-Kinney. Ten years and seven albums into a career that puts them squarely in the “best modern indie rock bands” conversation (and sort of scoffs at the need for a “best band made up of ladies” discussion), it’s a shame that any incentive is needed to get folks to check out their new disc. But there it is, a live, four track bonus DVD made up of practice performances in Portland, OR clubs where the new material got a road test. It is entirely irrelevant.

It was produced and directed by the super-ubiquitous Lance Bangs. I think he was involved in every indie rock DVD I’ve seen in the last five years. I’m not joking. Some of them have been pretty cool. This, however, looks and sounds like he tossed it off in a weekend. Well, since the band plays in four different clubs, two weekends.

Opening track, “Everything,” is a pretty forgettable b-side with muddled sound and a performance handcuffed by the small size of the venue. It’s also a little sad – screens behind the band are filled with already dated political slogans. But thanks for stopping the Bush girls, we all appreciate it. Next is “The Fox,” off of the album proper and it’s better shot and sounds clearer than the opener, but it’s still not all that interesting. The mixing of the song is not as aggressively in the red as it is on record, but that’s the only notable difference. “Modern Girl” sounds the same as it does on CD, but this time with even more harmonica. Thanks alot.

The last song is “Entertain,” the lead single from the album, and clearly a highpoint. This is the best of the performances on the disc by far, and the only one that really hints at the immense classic rock inspired sound that makes The Woods so good. Drummer Janet Weiss hits like a pissed off collection agent, and the acoustics of Portland’s Doug Fir give the track some real, echo-heavy, room to breathe. Since the song was a work in progress at the time, there is a Corin Tucker verse shoe-horned into the first part of the song that doesn’t really work, and is dropped from the final version. For that reason it might be interesting to obsessives interested in the development of the song-writing process.

The wisdom of the Slavs persists, and I’m certainly not mad that this DVD was included in my copy of The Woods. Ultimately though, it’s not even a good example of the muscle Sleater-Kinney put into their live shows and thus not recommended for fans who’ve never seen the band live. It’s definitely not a compelling reason in and of itself to buy the record in physical form, and I’ll probably never watch it again. But, uh, thank you?

//Sleater-Kinney site
//The Woods – Buy