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January 23, 2007

These bands will make you gay

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Taking a misguided page from the 'music approved by conservatives' files comes this debacle from the "Love God's Way Ministries (via Idolator).

"One of the most dangerous ways homosexuality invades family life is through popular music. Parents should keep careful watch over their children's listening habits, especially in this Internet Age of MP3 piracy."

Bands to watch out for

The Spores
Scissor Sisters
Rufus Wainwright
Merzbau
Ravi Shankar
Wilco
Bjork
Tech N9ne
Ghostface Killah
Bobby Conn
Morton Subotnik
Cole Porter
The String Cheese Incident
Eagles of Death Metal
Polyphonic Spree
The Faint
Interpol
Tegan and Sara
Erasure
Le Tigre
The Gossip
The Doors
Phish
Queen
The Strokes
Sufjan Stevens
Morrissey
The Pet Shop Boys
Metallica
Judas Priest
The Village People
The Secret Handshake
The Rolling Stones
David Bowie
Frankie Goes to Hollywood
Man or Astroman
Richard Cheese
Jay-Z
Depeche Mode
Kansas
Ani DiFranco
Fischerspooner
John Mayer
The Indigo Girls
Velvet Underground

If you've already caught the Gay, the crazies offer hope:

"The bottom line - you shouldn't be gay! You can lead a life of fulfillment and happiness as God intended, a life far better than what your Gay life has offered."

Previously:
YFLMD* - Youth Fight, Love Marriage Defense?

Conservative songs, redux

Posted by Merry Swankster at January 23, 2007 04:09 PM

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We should write them to suggest an acceptably squeaky clean young pop band called the Ballet. And then imagine their confusion when they start bopping around their crazy person office, and the lyrics kick in. "Wait, was I just turned gay?"

Oooh, or some Xiu Xiu. Let's send 'em some Xiu Xiu, just to imagine the ten Christian pile up to turn off the stereo.

Posted by: Jeff K at January 23, 2007 04:50 PM

Hell, just send 'em the cover art for a Xiu Xiu album.

Has anyone suggested Franz Ferdinand yet? How about Magnetic Fields? (Or is that one too obvious?) For that matter, isn't a tad aphoristic to list the Village People?

Posted by: Randall Monty at January 23, 2007 04:56 PM

In case any swankster readers know of any more gay bands...

"In Our effort to keep this list up to date we'd appreciate your help. If you know of a band that is Gay or propogating a Gay message please email us so we can update. Donnie is handling this his email is: donniedavies@gmail.com

The response is overwhelming. You guys know of a lot more Gay Bands than I do. I can't keep up. Hopefully soon we'll have it so you can add them by yourself."

Posted by: Yonah at January 23, 2007 05:08 PM

All those noodle dancing Phish heads where heathen sodomites!

I'll take it further:

If Phish = Gay
and Mushroom chocolates = Phish
then mushroom chocolates are indeed the headiest items on the lot. Just like the wookie said!

Posted by: Sebastian at January 23, 2007 06:03 PM

Umm, guys, this is the list maker....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MRWqlf_8M8&eurl=

Posted by: JK at January 23, 2007 06:45 PM

Upon reviewing that video, this whole thing almost has to be a joke...

Posted by: Jeff K at January 23, 2007 07:04 PM

They clearly forgot Madonna. The gayest of the gay turners.

Posted by: reidmix at January 23, 2007 07:51 PM


I'm still waiting for the day where a man can sing his favorite Cole Porter song to a man that looks like Freddy Mercury while dressed as Madonna and not be accused of being gay!

Posted by: Yonah at January 24, 2007 10:16 AM

The media has too long cherry picked bad apples out of a bunch and proclaimed them to be the face of Christianity. Donnie Davies is not a face of Christianity. Neither is Ted Haggard. Nor Tammy Faye Baker. If you want to know what Christians are like then look to your friends, family, and neighbors. Donnie Davies sings that God hates gays. God doesn't hate anyone. This gay music list, that Idolator felt the undesirable need to post, is only hurtful to gays and Christians. In the future I hope Merry Swankster will exercise more caution before posting such pantywaist propaganda.

"Everyone who hates his brother is a murderer; and you know that no murderer has eternal life abiding in him." 1 John 3:15

Posted by: Kelli Douglas at January 24, 2007 10:53 AM

In regards to caution before posting I will say this: This post should not be assumed to be anti-Christian. Nor do I think the tone of the comments should be seen that way. Clearly some people will look at this and say "There go those wingbat Jesus freaks again." But that was not the point behind posting.

Relevance to music, and the idiotic claim that music will turn you gay made this interesting and noteworthy. Coupled with a list of artists that nobody would tag as promoting gayness made it a no-brainer. If the list was limited to Scissor Sisters, Village People, and Madonna I don't think we would be talking about it. I think MS readers are intelligent enough to know that this Donnie Davies character does not represent most Christians.

I take issue with the "propaganda" comment and the "cherry picked bad apples" as well. The names you mentioned have notoriety because they all fell on their faces and were very publicly exposed as hypocrites. Therein lies the problem with advocacy and preaching (both secular and spiritual preaching). If you preach and get caught doing the opposite, you will be laughed at and ridiculed. Do others get unfairly grouped and stereotyped along with the fallen? Absolutely, but that's life.

Everything is relevant to the source in what may appear to be a double standard. Rev. Ted Haggard's disgraced outing and alleged meth use carries much more weight to the public than an Elton John coming out of the closet due to the Reverend's longtime stance as a crusader against the "gay agenda." Now, if Elton John renounced his homosexuality tomorrow and became an anti-gay advocate, I assure you it will be big news.

I appreciate the healthy discussion that this instigated and welcome additional comments.

Posted by: Sebastian at January 24, 2007 11:50 AM


I apologize if any comments were seen in an insensative nature.

Posted by: Yonah at January 24, 2007 12:23 PM

A better example of a Christian media outlet commenting on popular culture is pluggedinonline.com. Sure, it has its batshit crazy moments that we all know and love, and often times the site needlessly focuses on albums that don't need the negative attention, but for the most part, the reviews seem to have their hearts in the right place, and the reviewers seem genuinely interested in finding good music. In my experience, most Christians and the media groups they run will pan any art that isn't explicitely pro-Christianity. While Plugged In certain favors those sorts of work, it will also credit music and art that contains universal positives that can be found in any religion.

Posted by: Randall Monty at January 24, 2007 01:20 PM

The list just shows how out-of-touch with reality religion makes people. The whole reasoning is illogical: Gay people listen to these groups a lot. Therefore, listening to these groups make people gay. That's a fallacy of logic called "Post hoc, ergo propter hoc." It's equivalent to thinking, "Since I see firefighters at every house fire, if we got rid of the fire departments, there would be no fires."

I find the whole site where the list came from to be completely laughable, too.

Jason Black

Posted by: Jason Black at January 31, 2007 11:46 AM

The entire thing appears to be an elaborate hoax. Not sure where the payoff is, but alas.

Posted by: Sebastian at January 31, 2007 06:25 PM

You guys are crazy. Your born with homosexuality.
You can't just IGNORE homosexuality. Its really stupid.

It's like hating someone just because of the color of their skin.

All this shit is ridiculous!

Posted by: lol. at April 22, 2007 06:22 PM

And the award for achievement in not understanding sarcasm goes to...

Posted by: jeff at April 22, 2007 07:59 PM

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