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February 09, 2007
Merry Swankster wants you to stop eating poo
The Grammys suck balls. Sorry kids, they do. No, it is NOT ok to like the Grammys. That would be like patting a puppy on the head when he eats another dogs shit. Its not cute, its not good for the puppy and its not ok. Someone might say, "Don't worry about it. Dogs do that from time to time…he'll be fine." Well maybe. But you know what? Nothing changes the fact that your dog just ate shit. Puppies eating shit is like people watching the Grammys and bitching about how horrible it is. I bet if dogs where smarter they would do the same thing. "Damn. I just ate that bulldog's shit and wow…that was just awful. Why do I do this?" We complain about them every year, and they still suck.
As in recent years the sound of sucking will be deafening during the speech against music piracy by the Recording Academy Chairman. Consider this a preemptive warning for the stomachache you'll be nursing Monday morning if you don't listen to me and spend Sunday night watching the Grammys.
While on the topic of Grammys, and for that matter - shit, I republish the best sentence ever written on the topic (link):
"Allowing yourself to become frustrated by the absurdity of the event is like bringing your toddler to the doctor every time he fills his diaper, demanding to know why he’s broken."
Posted by Merry Swankster at February 9, 2007 07:50 PM
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