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April 24, 2007
Knives Out! for this tournament

Do you get the feeling we love tournaments? Boy, do we. We do, boy. The pageantry; the statistics; the upsets. Oh, I could elucidate for hours as to why I love determining everything by virtue of tournament, but we have more tournaments to run.
We recently concluded our March Madness-styled tournament to find the top album of the 90s. Radiohead's (Duke University-esque) OK Computer bested Nirvana's( UNLV-esque) Nevermind.
Thus, it makes sense that our next tournament would be to find the best Radiohead song of all time. Co-tournament creator Randall Monty and I have picked sixty songs for inclusion in the Radiohead tournament (found below). We're now asking you, the public, to help us find the last five to round out the bunch. We haven't begun seeding yet, so don't assume your pick is just a 16th seeded lamb to the Paranoid Android slaughter. These tracks will have as good a shot at garnering good seeding well as the ones we picked. After the jump, please tick five boxes for the five songs you want in the tournament. Also after the jump, our explanation of our drafting process.
Teams with spots in the tournament
Nice Dream (The Bends), 2+2=5 (Hail to the Thief), A Punch Up At A Wedding (Hail to the Thief), A Wolf At The Door (Hail to the Thief), Airbag (OK Computer), Anyone Can Play Guitar (Live), Just (The Bends), Black Star (The Bends), Blow Out (Pablo Honey), Bones (The Bends), Creep (Pablo Honey), Dollars & Cents (Amnesiac), Electioneering (OK Computer), Everything In Its Right Place (Kid A), Exit Music (OK Computer), Fake Plastic Trees (The Bends), Go To Sleep (Hail to the Thief), High And Dry (The Bends), How Can You Be Sure (Nowhere), How Do You? (Pablo Honey), How I Made My Millions (No Surprises), How To Disappear Completely (Kid A), I Can't (Pablo Honey), I Might Be Wrong (Amnesiac), Idioteque (Kid A), Just (The Bends), Karma Police (OK Computer), Killer Cars (Oxford's Angels), Knives Out (Amnesiac), Let Down (OK Computer), Life In A Glass House (Amnesiac), Like Spinning Plates (Amnesiac), Lucky (OK Computer), Morning Bell (Kid A), Motion Picture Soundtrack (Kid A), My Iron Lung (The Bends), Myxomatosis (Hail to the Thief), No Surprises (OK Computer), Optimistic (Kid A), Packt Like Sardines In A Crushd Tin Box (Amnesiac), Paranoid Android (OK Computer), Planet Telex (The Bends), Polyethylene (Paranoid Android), Pyramid Song (Amnesiac), Scatterbrain (Hail to the Thief), Sit Down, Stand Up (Hail to the Thief), Stop Whispering (Pablo Honey), Street Spirit (Fade Out) (The Bends), Subterranean Homesick Alien (OK Computer), Sulk (The Bends), Talk Show Host (Romeo + Juliet), (The Bends) (The Bends), The National Anthem (Kid A), The Tourist (OK Computer), The Trickster My Iron Lung [EP], There There (Hail to the Thief), True Love Waits (I Might Be Wrong), Where I End And You Begin (Hail to the Thief), You (Pablo Honey), You And Whose Army? (Amnesiac), You Never Wash Up After Yourself (My Iron Lung)
JUMP NOW TO VOTE
Randall and I both selected 65 songs. We agreed that any song we both picked was automatically in the tournament. We ended up with 48 songs that way. Next, we were allowed to each submit five songs from our list (that the other didn't select) to gain entry to the tournament.
My selections were:
Dollars & Cents Amnesiac
The Trickster My Iron Lung [EP] [UK]
Sit Down, Stand Up (Snakes & Ladders) Hail To The Thief
I Can't Pablo Honey
Like Spinning Plates Amnesiac
Randall's selections were:
How To Disappear Completely Kid A
Anyone Can Play Guitar (Live) Just
Stop Whispering Pablo Honey
True Love Waits I Might Be Wrong
You Never Wash Up After Yourself My Iron Lung
We then asked fellow Merry Swankster writers to submit their own suggestions.The first two to respond were Jeff, who pushed for "Talk Show Host" and Yonah, who stumped for "How Do You?" That leaves us with 60. You determine the final five.
Posted by Keith O'Brien at April 24, 2007 05:05 PM
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Comments
Worrywort MUST be chosen.
Posted by: Worrywort at April 24, 2007 06:52 PM
if fucking creep acoustic gets picked i will boycott this website. creep was the worst thing to happen to radiohead. and acoustic? jesus!
Posted by: dan vaughn at April 25, 2007 11:18 AM
Debate the aesthetic merits of Creep all you want, but to say that was the worst thing that happened to Radiohead is antipodean to the truth.
1) it exposed them to the masses, which led them becoming the next big thing. Pablo Honey was not very spectacular otherwise, and, while the Bends would have still been made, it may have been one of those albums that not enough people heard.
2) said brush with fame likely held some sway on their rejection of mainstream celebrity and led the band to their darker/abstract work.
Or am I crazy here?
Posted by: Keith at April 25, 2007 11:25 AM
crazy like a fox.
Posted by: ms lurker at April 25, 2007 02:30 PM
Phil Spector Crazy.
Posted by: ms lurker at April 25, 2007 02:31 PM
I'm going to need more than a celebrity name insult to retract my statement. Someone needs to explain why Creep was the worst thing to happen to R'head.
Posted by: Keith at April 25, 2007 02:53 PM
I'm not sure that's an insult. Phil Spector is a hair style pioneer who will not be appreciated in his time. In twenty years his famed "Wall of Hair" will be as ubiquitous in indie pop as the "bum-ba-bum..chink" drum kick.
Posted by: Jeff K at April 25, 2007 03:08 PM
re: crazy keith
save it for the game.
Posted by: Randall monty at April 25, 2007 04:48 PM
i wasn't sure if you would get the allusion...i was taking the stand that "phil spector crazy" is feigned insanity..not really crazy at all..in fact i agree with your statement regarding creep whole heartedly. wall of hair...still chuckling.
Posted by: ms lurker at April 25, 2007 05:30 PM
I'm getting over the disappointment of the non-inclusion of "motion picture soundtrack"... sigh. How could you?
Posted by: jt at April 25, 2007 07:30 PM
It's on the already in list, guy.
Posted by: Jeff K at April 25, 2007 07:46 PM
i think if we made a list of the best to worst radiohead albums, we all know which would be the worst. that single song created a population of fans who could claim, "yeah, i listen to radiohead. i love creep!". i have had to listen to these people for the last 10 years tell me that they love radiohead. most of these people probably havn't heard ok computer or even the rest of pablo honey, for that matter. how many of those people rushed out to buy the bends because they liked creep?
also, my complaint was directed against the acoustic version of a song i already hate. what in God's name induced the band to tack this boring tacky rerun of the same song onto the end of that album? in my mind, except for maybe in the case of nirvana, going acoustic rarely makes a song any better than it was in the first place. at best this version was a b side on the second single. oh wait? was there a second single after creep? thought so.
don't get me wrong. all bands start somewhere. i hate the beatles first couple of albums. bubble gum pop doesn't really reveal the geniuses they were. and i am sure for the members of radiohead, having a radio hit was a great phone call to mom and dad (wait, this is england, right? mum and dad). but to imply that the success of creep (and hatred of said success) had anything to do with future artistic breakthroughs is a bit of a stretch, isn't it? for all i know, maybe thom has put out album after album trying to duplicate pablo honey and cries each and every time he fails. as far as i am concerned, i have just as much proof that that is the case as your arguement has.
i realize i come accross a bit strong at times. if offence is taken, my apologies.
-dan
Posted by: dan vaughn at April 25, 2007 11:50 PM
Dan, Never apologize for your commentary. You are right about that subsection of "fans."
I am very curious to see how Creep does.
Posted by: Keith at April 26, 2007 10:54 AM
well, i was new to this particular site, recommended by randy monty, and felt like being a prick wasn't the best approach for first contact.
Posted by: dan vaughn at April 26, 2007 10:58 AM
i take back the phil spector simile- the dude is batshit crazy.
Posted by: ms lurker at April 27, 2007 05:32 PM
Bands like Radiohead and, yes, the Beatles make huge artistic breakthroughs, but why does it follow that their early stuff, from which they make their quantum leap, is something to be dismissed and get all haughty about? The artistic process you purport to value so much doesn't emerge from a vacuum. If you truly appreciate a great artistic statement, how can you dismiss the path the artist took in getting there? And as for "bubblegum," if you took a real look at what's going on in those early songs melodically, and really listened with unbiased ears to the voices, you wouldn't, you couldn't, dismiss it. What's the point in being so jaded? Let's slam the early Beach Boys because "Surfin' Safari" wasn't as accomplished as Pet Sounds. And while we're at it, let's throw out our copy of "Bleach" because it was no Nevermind.
Posted by: skysby at April 27, 2007 10:37 PM
agreed. let's toss out shitty albums that happened to be made by great bands. all the ones you mentioned are inferior to other work by those same bands. just because michael jordan was captain badass for the bulls doesn't make him the same with the wizards or, god forbid, the white sox. great works by bands should be recognized and honored. average or subpar work should be acknolededged for what it is: average or subpar.
dan
Posted by: dan vaughn at April 27, 2007 11:01 PM
Surfin' Sarari, With the Beatles, Bleach....you're comparing those with an athlete's bad years? You must have like, six albums in your collection. But at least they're "the best." It's just silly. It's like saying, I only eat at 4-star restaurants.
Posted by: Anonymous at April 28, 2007 07:22 AM
I am thoroughly confused by Anonymous's post. Sometimes Anonymous provides insightful commentary, other times it's just mean-spirited babble. Where's the consistency?
But to the point at hand, I don't think it's to anybody's benefit to carte blanche disavow a band's earlier work because they went on to make better songs, albums. Continuing the sports analogy, consider LeBron James's rookie year, a very good 21/6/6. But compared to his third season, 31/7/7, it looks rather pale. Does this new evidence mean that LeBron's rookie season wasn't as good as we thought? Of course not. All it means is that he would later go on to do better work.
And, I'll take "Twist and Shout" and "Little Honda" over half the stuff in your or my collection.
Posted by: Randall Monty at April 28, 2007 10:26 PM
Randall,
I didn't mean to sign off as Anonymous--and sorry if you find it mean-spirited. That was not my intention. To my mind, putting down the early Beach Boys and Beatles records, trashing Radiohead's early work--that's mean-spirited. I was just defending these bands, pointing out the fact that the true appreciation of the finer things in life doesn't mean a priori putting down things that don't measure up to the apex in a band (or an athlete's) career, and countering the logic of Dan's post with the customary vitriol I find on this site. I do think it's a silly unnecessarily divisive way of looking at music .
Oddly enough, at least as regards the Beatles and Beach Boys, it sounds like we agree here.
Posted by: skysby at April 29, 2007 10:24 AM
my point isn't that those albums don't have merit in their own way. i'm saying that those albums shouldn't be lumped under the "genius" or "well-crafted" tags simply because of who made them. many artists produce piles of shit that no one is into until they create a masterpiece. restrospectively putting an album on a pedestal, in my mind, is an insult to the new and better product.
Posted by: dan vaughn at April 29, 2007 03:54 PM
I don't think anyone is "retroactively" praising these things, rather people, critics, robots, whomever, appreciate them for what they are: finely crafted, catchy pop songs. As song doesn't have to be artistically groundbreaking to be good. The only genius of the Ramones was their marketing, when you get right down to it, their songs are simple, three-minute pop songs - Joey Ramone said as much! Does that make their music crap? I think that part of what marks the Beach Boys, Beatles and Radiohead as geniuses is their ability to not only create picture perfect pop masterpieces, but to later evolve into artists that could create Sgt. Pepper, Smile and Kid A. Most artists will kill to fall into one of those categories, how many can claim both?
Posted by: Randall Monty at April 29, 2007 04:36 PM
Do we really have "customary vitriol I find on this site"?
I'm sad
Posted by: Sebastian at May 1, 2007 04:25 PM
my personal scale when it comes to rating albums is:
one song worth listening to: waste of money
two songs: closer, but don't fool yourself
three songs: got your money's worth
four songs or more: great purchase
all: top 20. all time.
only one album that i have purchased from my era has the all tag. weezer's blue album. no other album has hit it. some have come close. pablo honey falls in the waste of money category. one song. that's it. one song. i own it because it was made by radiohead. much the same reason why i bought the elliot smith tribute album, for one decemberist song. pablo honey is a bad album, not a pop masterpiece.
Posted by: dan vaughn at May 1, 2007 05:17 PM
Well, there you go. I don't think we're saying that Pablo Honey is a great album, only that Creep is a great song. Worth doling out a full-albums price for? Maybe not today, but when I was in 8th grade, sure it was.
Posted by: Randall Monty at May 2, 2007 08:34 AM


