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June 22, 2007
Trouble...
Seriously, this news bit reeks of trouble. Start laying the groundwork for your alibis right now everyone. Tonight at the much loved Lotus Lounge, our very own lovably obsessive D. Klein (or DJ in Decline to be theatrical) will once again be spinning vintage vinyl. Also, there will be naked women.
Should I have lead with that?

Dave will start playing obscurities starting around 10, and maintain until very late. The burlesque is unveiled at 11 (and fellas, if you're trying to make the hard sell to a significant other, go with the term "burlesque" instead of "nudie dancing"). Lotus is, as always, located on the lower east side of Manhattan at the corners of Clinton and Stanton. And you thought your high quality obscure music and scantily clad women fetishes would never be fully integrated. We just call that a Friday night around here, friends.
Some tracks to make you, and maybe just maybe a delightful young performer, shimmy indecently:
Goldfrapp - "Ooh La La" (Phones Re-edit)
the Bostweeds - "Faster, Pussycat Kill! Kill!"
the Cramps - "Human Fly"
T. Rex - "Dandy in the Underworld"
P.S. I can hardly believe this, but apparently the first man or woman with enough self confidence to walk up to the bar and say, with a straight face, "the Swankster sent me," will receive a free Mojito for their trouble.
Posted by Jeff Klingman at June 22, 2007 02:15 PM
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i love you so so so much i have been looking for that bostweeds song EVERYWHERE !!!!
faster pussycat kill kill - great movie
Posted by: anon at May 28, 2008 06:34 AM


