November 21, 2007

Music Criticism vs David Brooks vs Music Criticism

It would be overtly hypocritical of me to viciously criticize David Brooks' recent op-ed piece on "fragmentation" in popular music (not to be confused with the technical, classical definition of the term): I, too, enjoy argument for argument's sake. Still, I always find it fun when prominent, public personalities decide to comment on things they don't really seem to care (or know) about.

Bemoaning an era when everything was apparently classified as "rock", his primary target is his own concept of fragmentation, which he imaginatively defines as the increasing specialization of genres within music. Brooks's main point floats from one crotchety cliche to another. There are no more major rock bands. Rock music was better when I was a teenager. Kids today don't know anything about history. Get off my lawn.

Where as the bands of his youth, such as the oft-cited the Rolling Stones and Led Zeppelin, were genuine in their aping of African-American music (mainly the blues), for modern day acts, "It's considered inappropriate or even immoral for white musicians to appropriate African-American styles." For those of us that have ever talked shop with a member of the '60s generation, this sort of swooping, denouncing generalization is nothing new. Taking it one step further, Brooks claims that rock music has become nothing short of elitist from both racial and social standpoints.

As a result of this false premise, the rock music of today, particularly indie rock, is a whitewash of artists and fans that have no understanding or appreciation of the music and musicians that came before them. Furthermore, these nefarious means are a result of an intentional move by the fans of indie rock to fragment rock music into so many specific subgenres that a sort of caste system is created, separating the educated from the uninformed. This is purposefully set up in contrast to the music fans of his generation, who allegedly like music for all the right reasons.

It's easy (and tempting) to simply cry "bullshit" on Mr. Brooks and call it a day, but that would drastically cheapen the few legitimate points he actually makes (at least the ones left standing after he's done sabotaging his own article).

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September 05, 2007

A Minor Threat

Possibly from the same people that brought you breaking stories such as "Micheal Stipe comes out of the closet" and "Layne Staley dies of heroin overdose", comes this gem of scholarship, via the BBC: rock and roll stars die young.

Specifically, the surely-well-intended folks at Liverpool John Moores University argue that rock and roll stars die young because of extensive drug and alcohol use. And apparently, this is now a bad thing. Not necessarily for the musicians themselves, but more so for the fans who might emulate their idols' actions. As if the only reason kids dance and drink and screw is because their favorite singer does it. Seriously, though, if people wanted straight-laced, wholesome rock stars, then Dave Matthews would still be alive.

Never to be outdone by our red-coated counterparts, CNN cut this one.

April 11, 2007

Locally grown organic peaches , Cage Free eggs, and a Neon Bible

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Saw this at the Whole Foods checkout counter on Monday. Neon Bible instead of US Weekly, People, et al. I'm all for better cultural offerings, but the unlikely sales venue struck me. If you squint really hard you might make out the prohibitively expensive, but delectable fruits and vegetables in the background. Certainly this will be the first and last post mating Arcade Fire and produce.

January 09, 2006

Post Punk History

So, after being assaulted by this trailer, I fully expect Sofia Coppolla's Marie Antoinette to be a very 1980's version of 18th Century France, with Less Than Zero style parties and drug abuse, and Jason Schwartzman as King Max Fisher the XVI. That is absolutely the movie I want to see, and if it's period piece as usual, I will be sad.

If disappointment bests me yet again, I will be consoled by this, history's finest New Order video.

Sofia Coppola’s Marie Antoinette


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November 10, 2005

DogCatRadio.com - Internet Radio for Snoopy & Heathcliff

Thats right folks, now your beloved pet has a home on the web for his listening pleasure. DogCatRadio.com, "The radio station all pets enjoy," is run by a guy out of a converted trailer in Los Angeles. Homeboy is so in touch with his many pets that they were not only the inspiration for the webcasts, they told him to do it. Seriously:

[Adrian] Martinez, 34, who owns six dogs and two cats, said he founded the station because "my cat, Snickers, asked me to do it." One day, Snickers was pacing the floor restlessly and meowing. "I said, `What do you want?"' Martinez recalled in a telephone interview from Los Angeles. "I turned up the music, and she was fine."

Martinez is also president of Morusa Records, a label I know nothing about except they have hilarious album covers. The NYT wrote a story (sub req) about DogCatRadio that doesn't seem the least bit facetious in spite of such gems like this one from Larry Family - host of the Pet Vet, on WROW-AM in Albany, NY.

Dr. Larry Family...recommends DogCatRadio to his patients' owners. "It's of interest to those people whose pets have certain phobias or anxiety issues. It might be helpful with dogs with separation anxiety issues. Dogs, especially, are interested in watching TV with their owners and listening to music."

Dogs are not only Man's best friend, but they want to rock out too?! The Merry Swankster will follow up with local dogs and cats suffering from mental health issues with their take on Dr. Family's claim. Begs the question though, does the good doctor recommend doggie radio for non-depressed pets? What about the more discriminating pets? I once knew a cat who would absolutely claw your face off if you changed its early postpunk-disco glam mixes from the stereo. Damn cat music snobs.

Hat Tip - Angry little black guy. Who recently got angry at a gay cowboy and introduced his face to the fabulous pavement of L.A.



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November 07, 2005

In the Name of the iPod

From Bruno & The Professor, an article about a company rigging up iPod Shuffles to look like a Cross. Bruno's crack research team unearthed this gem from the Holy Father himself:

"Do not make a sculpted image or any likeness of what is in the heavens above..." - God, The 2nd Commandment

Curious to see if a Star of David design is being worked on for Larry Lindenbaum?



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