Islands, Live @ Bluebird Theater, Denver 04.21.08

Commonalities between the Vampire Weekend Bluebird show earlier this month and last Monday's Islands sojourn through the Colfax theater begin and end with a tiny handful of amateur music fans annoying the crap out of me and others in the front pit area.
I fully understand the limited use for readers to hear (what amounts to pure whining) about fellow compatriots not knowing how to behave properly at live music settings. But this time it transcended into behavior inappropriate for any public setting. If you count yourself as such a person, that is, one who lacks the basics of human interaction in crowds, or strive to someday have the strength to leave the house and successfully tackle the gauntlet of humanity gathering, I present a primer to enjoying yourself, not having strangers immediately hate you, and basic points on personal space.

Rule #1: Don't start a mosh pit with 3 of your friends. Four dudes banging into each other and bouncing off innocent bystanders around them does not a mosh pit make. It is pure testosterone fueled homoeroticism disguised through violent aggression. Also, sauce fueled aggro, or other substances legal or otherwise is not a valid excuse for douchebaggery.
Rule #2: Don't become fight-ready psycho when others around you tell you to quit slamming into them.
Rule #3: Don't be an asshole.
That last one should really be the only true edict, effectively replacing the rest. The new golden rule if you will. Don't be an asshole, ok? Friends again? Great! I feel much better.

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Commonalities between the Vampire Weekend Bluebird show earlier this month and last Monday's Islands sojourn through the Colfax theater begin and end with a tiny handful of amateur music fans annoying the crap out of me and others in the front pit area.
I fully understand the limited use for readers to hear (what amounts to pure whining) about fellow compatriots not knowing how to behave properly at live music settings. But this time it transcended into behavior inappropriate for any public setting. If you count yourself as such a person, that is, one who lacks the basics of human interaction in crowds, or strive to someday have the strength to leave the house and successfully tackle the gauntlet of humanity gathering, I present a primer to enjoying yourself, not having strangers immediately hate you, and basic points on personal space.

Rule #1: Don't start a mosh pit with 3 of your friends. Four dudes banging into each other and bouncing off innocent bystanders around them does not a mosh pit make. It is pure testosterone fueled homoeroticism disguised through violent aggression. Also, sauce fueled aggro, or other substances legal or otherwise is not a valid excuse for douchebaggery.
Rule #2: Don't become fight-ready psycho when others around you tell you to quit slamming into them.
Rule #3: Don't be an asshole.
That last one should really be the only true edict, effectively replacing the rest. The new golden rule if you will. Don't be an asshole, ok? Friends again? Great! I feel much better.

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