June 23, 2007

with your opinion which is of [much] consequence

In a photo-like finish, Paranoid Android is your next tournament champion (defeating Idioteque 66-64). The readers and interlopers of MerrySwankster.com have decreed: it is the best song in Radiohead's catalogue, as determined by a 65-team bracket.

Paranoid Android
OK Computer
1

We have some ideas for our next tournament, but, I must ask, "Do you?" In the comments, please.

June 17, 2007

Someday, we'll surprise you

Radiohead tournament finals

Paranoid Android
OK Computer
1

Approbations:

NME - Greatest Tracks from 1996-2006
#3

Rolling Stone list of "500 Greatest Songs of All Time"
#256

Q Magazine greatest songs of all-time (Aug, 2006)
10

VS

Idioteque
Kid A
1



June 09, 2007

And, then, there were four

Here's your final four. Results of the Round of Eight after the jump





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June 08, 2007

Oh, the karma

So I can't be accused of electioneering, I wanted to inform readers that the fourth-round voting at our Radiohead song contest will end Saturday at 11:30AM.

We pretty much know who will be winning three of the contests, but, right now:

Karma Police 50% (19 votes)
Airbag 50% (19 votes)

Fascinating!

June 05, 2007

Third Round Stats

Voting starts below

Notables
Lowest seeds remaining: Airbag (10)
Highest seeds ousted: Creep (1), High & Dry (2), 2+2=5 (2)

Album records

Pablo Honey: 0-6

Bends: 10-11 (1-1 in the third round) Remaining (1): Fake Plastic Trees

OK Computer: 20 - 6 (5-1 in the second round) Remaining (5): Karma Police, Paranoid Android, No Surprises, Exit Music (For a Film), Airbag

Kid A: 14-5 (2-3 in the second round) Remaining (2): Everything in its Right Place, Idioteque,

Amnesiac: 3-8

Hail to the Thief: 9-9 (0-3 in the third round)

B-sides 1-11 (Pearly* winning the play-in game)

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Pink Floyd bracket: No Surprises (4) v. Fake Plastic Trees (2)

No Surprises
(4)
OK Computer

Fun Wikipedia "fact": introduced the song to his bandmates and the members of R.E.M. on the R.E.M. Monster Tour. They were all gathered on 3 August 1995, in a dressing room in Oslo, Norway.

No Surprises Wikipedia entry

VS

Fake Plastic Trees
(2)
The Bends

Fun Wikipedia "fact": According to singer Thom Yorke, it is about Canary Wharf in London.

Fake Plastic Trees Wikipedia entry



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Pink Floyd Bracket: Karma Police (1) v. Airbag (10)

Karma Police
(1)
OK Computer
Fun WIkipedia "fact": Thom Yorke explained the idea of the lyrics to The Independent newspaper in 2006. "It's for someone who has to work for a large company. This is a song against bosses. Fuck the middle management!" He also said it was about those who are judgmental.[3]
Karma Police Wikipedia entry

VS

Airbag
(10)
OK Computer
Fun Wikipedia "fact": Ed O'Brien commented on the song's meaning, saying "It's about the wonderful, positive emotion you feel when you've just failed to have an accident; when you just miss someone and realise how close it was and stop the car and just feel this incredible elation. There's something joyous about it- life suddenly seems more precious."
Airbag Wikipedia entry


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June 03, 2007

No, surprises

Third round results

Roxy Music bracket

Paranoid Android (1)


OK Computer
89% (34 votes) defeats Optimistic (4) 11% (4 votes)

VS

Exit Music (From a Film) (6)

OK Computer 63% (25 votes) defeats 2+2=5 (2) 38% (15 votes)


Pink Floyd bracket

Karma Police (1)


OK Computer
72% (28 votes) defeats The National Anthem (5) 28% (11 votes)

VS

Airbag (10)

OK Computer 56% (23 votes) defeats There There (3) 44% (18 votes)

Kraftwerk bracket

Everything in its Right Place (1)


Kid A
74% (29 votes) defeats A Wolf at the Door (4) 26% (10

VS

Idioteque (2)

Kid A 71% (30 votes) defeats How to Disappear Completely (14) 29% (12 votes)


Pink Floyd bracket

No Surprises (4)


OK Computer
66% (27 votes) defeats Bends (9) 34% (14 votes)

VS

Fake Plastic Trees (2)

The Bends 57% (24 votes) defeats Let Down (3) 43% (18 votes)

May 29, 2007

Pink Floyd Bracket: There There (3) v Airbag (10)

"There There (The Boney King of Nowhere)"
Hail to the Thief
(3)

Sporting Equivalent - Chicago Bears: Fueled by a rhythm that is partly plodding and partly marching, these teams create an increasingly chaotic environment before pounding their opponents into submission.

VS

"Airbag"
OK Computer
(10)

Sporting Equivalent - Detroit Pistons: There are attempts at beauty, such as Thom Yorke’s rising vocal in the second verse, or Richard Hamilton rising for a jumper on the wing, but those are just segues into the grinding, industrial, wintry themes that are the trademarks of these teams.

Listen to the songs after the jump

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Pink Floyd Bracket: Karma Police (1) v The National Anthem (5)

"Karma Police"
OK Computer
(1)

Sporting Equivalent - Muhammad Ali: Many have lined up to face these juggernauts, only to be laid to wayside. The pace is not surprising: slow and calculated until you are worn out. And "This is what you get when you mess with us" is about as close to outright braggadocio that Radiohead gets.

VS

"The National Anthem"
Kid A
(5)

Sporting Equivalent - 1975-1976 Red Army Ice Hockey Tour: Fans and opponents weren't quite sure what to make of these teams the first time they stepped on the ice. They were bigger, meaner, uglier and carried with them wave of disaster total disaster. The two best Russian clubs skated to a combined 5-2-1 record, but many NHL proponents remained defiantly unimpressed.

Hear the songs after the jump


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May 26, 2007

More high seeds left High & Dry

Third-round previews

Pink Floyd bracket

Karma Police (1)

74% (23 votes) defeats Where I End and You Begin (9) 26% (8 votes)

VS

The National Anthem (5)

71% (22 votes) defeats (Nice Dream) (4) 29% (9 votes)

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There There (3)

66% (23 votes) defeats You and Whose Army? (11) 34% (12 votes)

VS

Airbag (10)

80% (28 votes) defeats High and Dry (2) 20% (7 votes)

WINNER OF PINK FLOYD BRACKET TO FACE

Kraftwerk bracket

Everything in its Right Place (1)

73% (24 votes) defeats Bullet Proof (8) 27% (9 votes)

VS

A Wolf at the Door (4)

defeats 53% (18 votes) Subterranean Homesick Alien (5) 47% (16 votes)

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Idioteque (2)

74% (26 votes) defeats Motion Picture Soundtrack (10) 26% (9 votes)

VS

How to Disappear Completely (14)

70% (26 votes) defeats Packt Like Sardines in a Crushd Tin Box (6) 30% (11 votes)


Roxy Music bracket

Paranoid Android (1)

90% (27 votes) defeats Lucky (9)10% (3 votes)

VS

Optimistic (4)

52% (16 votes) defeats Street Spirit (5) 48% (15 votes)

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Exit Music (For a Film) (6)

71% (22 votes) defeats Planet Telex (3) 29% (9 votes)

VS

2+2=5 (2)

84% (26 votes) defeats The Tourist (10) 16% (5 votes)


WINNER OF Roxy Music bracket TO FACE Pixies bracket

Pixies bracket

The Bends (9)

74% (23 votes) defeats Scatterbrain (16) 26% (8 votes)

VS

No Surprises (4)

77% (23 votes) defeats Morning Bell (5) 23% (7 votes)

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Fake Plastic Trees (2)

63% (20 votes) defeats Pyramid Song (10) 38% (12 votes)

VS

Let Down (3)

68% (21 votes) defeats A Punch Up at a Wedding (11) 32% (10 votes)

Second round stats

Notables
Lowest seeds remaining: You and Whose Army (14), Airbag (10), The Bends (9)
Highest seeds ousted: Creep (1), High & Dry (2), Just (3), Planet Telex (3)

Album records

Pablo Honey: 0-6

Bends: 9-10 (2-3 in the second round) Remaining (2): Fake Plastic Trees, The Bends

OK Computer: 15 - 5 (6-3 in the second round) Remaining (6): Karma Police, Paranoid Android, Let Down, No Surprises, Exit Music (For a Film), Airbag

Kid A: 12-2 (5-2 in the second round) Remaining (5): Everything in its Right Place, Idioteque, Optimistic, The National Anthem, How to Disappear Completely,

Amnesiac: 3-8 (0-3 in the second round)

Hail to the Thief: 9-6 (3-3 in the second round) Remaining: 3 (2+2=5, There There, A Wolf at the Door)

B-sides 1-11 (Pearly* winning the play-in game) Remaining: 0

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SECOND ROUND VOTING HAS ENDED

All matchups below are no longer in play.

May 23, 2007

Pink Floyd Bracket: Airbag (7) v High and Dry (2)

"Airbag"
OK Computer
(7)

Most Self-Indulgent Lyric: "I am born again"

VS

"High and Dry"
(2)

Most Self-Indulgent Lyric: "All your insides fall to pieces / You just sit there wishing you could still make love"

Pink Floyd Bracket: You and Whose Army? (11) v There There (3)

"You and Whose Army?"
Amnesiac
(11)

Most Self-Indulgent Lyric: "You and whose army? / You and your cronies / You forget so easily"

VS

"There There. (The Boney King of Nowhere.)"
Hail to the Thief
(3)

Most Self-Indulgent Lyric: "Just cause you feel it doesn't mean it's there"

Pink Floyd Bracket: (Nice Dream) (4) v The National Anthem (5)

"(Nice Dream)"
The Bends
(4)

Most Self-Indulgent Lyric: "I call up my friend the good angel / but she's out with / her ansaphone"

VS

"The National Anthem"
Kid A
(5)

Most Self-Indulgent Lyric: "It's holding on" (x5)

Pink Floyd Bracket: Karma Police (1) v Where I End and You Begin (9)

"Karma Police"
OK Computer
(1)

Most Self-Indulgent Lyric: "This is what you get / when you mess with us"

VS

"Where I End and You Begin"
Hail to the Thief
(9)

Most Self-Indulgent Lyric: "X' will mark the place / like the parting of the waves / like a house falling in the sea"

May 22, 2007

FIRST ROUND HAS ENDED

For your edification, there is no more voting on the entries below. That ship, she has sailed.

May 21, 2007

No accusations of electioneering: Pink Floyd bracket results

Karma Police

OK Computer (1)

defeats

Blow Out

Pablo Honey (16)

28-5






Where You End and I Begin.


Hail to the Thief
(9)

defeats

My Iron Lung

The Bends (8)

16-13






(Nice Dream)

The Bends (4)

defeats

Killer Cars

Anyone Can Play Guitar EP (13)

23-9






National Anthem

Kid A (5)

defeats

Talk Show Host

Street Spirit (12)

18-14



You and Whose Army?

Amnesiac (11)

defeats

Electioneering

OK Computer (6)

24-6






There There. (The Boney King of Nowhere.)

Hail to the Thief (3)

defeats

Dollars and Cents

Amnesiac (14)

23-8






"Airbag"

OK Computer (7)

defeats

"Bones"

The Bends (10)

29-2






High & Dry

The Bends (2)

defeats

How Do You?

Pablo Honey (15)

31-2

May 18, 2007

Pink Floyd Bracket: Airbag (7) v. Bones (10)

"Airbag"

OK Computer (7)

It started out as Radiohead's homage to DJ Shadow, and ended up being one of the great side 1, track 1s of all time. (Although, let's be realistic here, Keith, it's no "Teen Spirit".)

VS

"Bones"

The Bends (10)

Beginning with some werid, wavy pedalwork, then opening up into one of the best basslines Colin Greenwood has ever laid down. Great harmonizing screams in the far background, as well. Thematically, it's another dip into the well that will (seemingly) never run dry.

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Pink Floyd Bracket: High & Dry (2) v. How Do You? (15)

High & Dry

The Bends (2)

If you thought Thom was melancholy before! Sacre bleu. I always felt this song was the one that ensured Radiohead would have its mainstream fanbase. A simple, yet beautiful song that underscores the band's predilection for breaking up even in the simplest songs with a little rawk.

"All your insides fall to pieces, you just sit there wishing you could still make love."

VS

How Do You?

Pablo Honey (15)

Here's Thom employing the bratty vocal effect that pretty much disappeared by The Bends. One of the few Radiohead songs that could be categorized as angry (though many could be also tagged "indignant"). A short song, but it nonetheless, upon revisiting, shows glimpses of the future with an odd piano tromp and guitar hysterics.

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Pink Floyd Bracket: (Nice Dream) (4) v. Killer Cars (13)

(Nice Dream)

The Bends (4) The Bends' prom song. And if you're attending your prom with a friend who rebuffs your request for help because the sea would electrocute you all, then it's poignant.

VS

Killer Cars

Anyone Can Play Guitar EP (13) "Killer Cars" - you suffer from being my last write up. You sound like the perfect marriage of the Bends and Pablo Honey. Which means, you're both good and not so much. You're going to have to live with that.


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Pink Floyd Bracket: Karma Police (1) v. Blow Out (16)

Karma Police

OK Computer (1) I suppose its mere luck that some homicidal teen hasn't left behind a videotape quoting Thom saying, "This is what you get when you mess with us." Maybe it's not the lyrical content, but the anger in the music, that attracts our disaffected youth. Instead, the lyrics of this simple and elegant song are perhaps invoked, unironically, when Enron-like traders gleefully talk about bilking Grandma Millie.

VS

Blow Out

Pablo Honey (16)

This is the song -- whose opening sounds a bit like Sleater-Kinney's "Jumpers" -- that will lose to Karma Police.


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Pink Floyd Bracket: There There (3) v. Dollars and Cents (14)

There There. (The Boney King of Nowhere.)

Hail to the Thief (3) While this song might have fit the mantle of Radiohead's "return to rock," it also confirms that Radiohead has reached the point of no return. Nothing rock-like tackled (even sans electronics) post-OK Computer seems unaffected by the band's new trajectory. They like where they're at. Stop asking them to come back.


VS

Dollars and Cents

Amnesiac (14) This song is the best kind of interlude - one that you don't skip over. It doesn't seem fully formed, but its patient calm makes up for that.


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Pink Floyd Bracket: Electioneering (6) v. You and Whose Army? (11)

Electioneering

OK Computer (6) Just when you might have been lulled into a calming bliss by "Exit Music (for a Film)," "Let Down," and "Karma Police," Radiohead brings the speed and energy with Electioneering. Thom & Co. brings more cowbell, squealing guitar, and a march-step drum anchor in what we could be categorized as their last "rock and nothing else" song.


VS

You and Whose Army?


Amnesiac
(11)
Radiohead's attempt to emulate 20s radio? Or Thom responded to the three space aliens that sequestered him behind a foam room that distorts his voice.


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Pink Floyd Bracket: National Anthem (5) v. Talk Show Host (12

National Anthem

Kid A (5)

This song might be the most "Kid A" song out there. Anchored by the circular baseline, it combines outerworldly theremin, sparse Yorke vocals, and a mix between what sounds like movie clips and fat brass. This is the big song that anchors Radiohead's fourth proper CD.

VS

Talk Show Host

Street Spirit (12)

Oh, the controversy. The sun will set on this unkind world before differing minds will agree on where to place this song in the Radiohead oeuvre. Some think the song is the linchpin in the Bends-OK Computerprogression, others think its something new, but something borrowed. This song finds the band a little less straight-ahead rock, and a little more calculated.


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Pink Floyd Bracket: My Iron Lung (8) v. Where You End and I Begin (9)

My Iron Lung

The Bends (8) Bendy guitar and languorous Thom voice is interrupted by some thunderous guitar thrash. Hello Pixies. Oh, and Thom thinks, often, "You should be frightened."


VS

Where You End and I Begin.

Hail to the Thief (9) Another great example of Radiohead's allure. The foreground song is a pretty simple scratching drum beat and simple baseline, but it's the X-Files spookiness in the background that gives this song its strength

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